Sport SHOP BY SPORT Fitness Sunglasses
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Swedish Meatball Hangover - YellowDo these yellow and blue sunglasses with blue reflective lenses come standard with free Swedish meatballs? Tragically, no–but they do make the blinding sun bearable during tomorrow's inevitable meatball hangover. Full UV400 protection and polarized lenses. Hurrah!!!
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Silverback Squat Mobility - GrayDig silverback gorillas? Try these silverback sunglasses. Perfect for beasting, running, or golfing, these sleek gray active sunglasses won’t slip or bounce no matter how sweaty you get. Plus, the stylish polarized green lenses will protect your peepers with UV400 protection.
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Gray
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Gardening With A Kraken - PurpleThink your green thumb is impressive? These purple polarized sunglasses are named after a kraken with 8 green tentacles and the hydroponic garden of your dreams. Unleash your inner and watch your garden grow through these reflective green polarized lenses.
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Purple
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Nine Dollar Pour Over - BrownThese classic tortoiseshell round hipster sunglasses could be yours for the low price of only 3.5 overpriced coffees. Great for athletes who get down with ironic indie sleaze, these versatile and effortlessly hip shades are all style and no drama. No Slip. No Bounce....
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Brown
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Tentacle Tag Champion - Dark PurpleTAG, you're IT in these purple shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & light pink reflective lenses. Channel your inner cephalopod's athletic abilities in these baddies. (Get real, does having eight arms give you an unfair advantage when playing tag?)
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Dark Purple
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Amelia Earhart Ghosted Me - BrownTortoiseshell aviators never looked so fly. These shades are no slip, no bounce, and no abandonment issues. The polarized non-reflective brown lenses and lightweight, snug frame make these shades your new go-to, everyday, wear-everywhere faves.
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Brown
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The Jungle Is My Gym - Dark GreenGreen shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & amber gradient lenses shield you from light above while giving you better visibility of your feet. Won't slip or bounce while you deadlift fallen palm trees or wrassle a gorilla for the last coconut water.
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Dark Green
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Kidnapped by a Cyborg - Light BlueSemi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)
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Light Blue
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Bosley's Basset Hound Dreams - BrownTortoiseshell sunglasses? More like houndshell shades. These sunnies were named in honor of Bosley, king of the basset hounds. So every time you wear these no slip, no bounce brown frames with non-reflective polarized brown lenses, you’ll be in the presence of royalty.
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Brown
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Add the Chrome Package - BlackThese black and silver sunglasses are all about the upgrades. Polarized reflective silver lenses with UV400 protection? Yup. No slip, no bounce aviator frames for style and comfort? You bet. Upgrade your face to lavish, indulgent luxury. (Lavish indulgent luxury sold separately.)
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Black
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Mick And Keith's Midnight Ramble - BlackThese black and blue sunglasses offer the best of both worlds: sleek black frames with a pop of color. A special grip coating prevents slipping and bouncing, making them ideal for running, golfing, frolfing, cartwheeling, and other sweaty activities. The ultimate duo: business in...
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Black
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Sunbathing With Wizards - Light BlueThese high-performance blue and gold sunglasses were rigorously tested against the glare of pale, disrobed wizard limbs seeing sunlight for the first time this century. Where others shattered, these no slip, no bounce polarized sunglasses kept their cool with UV400 protection.
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Light Blue
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Dante's Shin Splint Inferno - RedResidents of Dante's fiery inferno are doomed to suffer shin splints that burn like hell for all eternity. Don't worry, though. These red shield, half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there.
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Do It for the Victory Dance - BlackThese black shield sunglasses with half-rim frames and burnt orange reflective lenses won't slip or bounce when you spike the ball and promptly follow that up with a legendary victory dance in the endzone that can only be described as a twerkout.
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Black
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Operation: Blackout - BlackOperation: Blackout was a major success… at least from what we’re told. No slip, no bounce aviator sunglasses with polarized lenses packed with UV400 protection. High-performance sunglasses have never looked so fly. No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarized. All Fun.
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Black
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Hooked on Onyx - BlackAll black everything! These BFG black sunglasses will complement your most wild outfit choices and fit any large noggin to boot.
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Black
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Falkor's Fever Dream - BlueThese blue-on-blue sunglasses are what fever dreams are made of. The no slip, no bounce frames stay put no matter how wildly you sweat, sleep walk, or travel between realms. Blue polarized lenses offer UV400 protection and reduce glare off luck dragon fur.
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Blue
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Midnight Ramble At Circle Bar - BlackHipster-inspired round blue lens sunglasses worth rambling about. Fashionable black retro round frames meet functional polarized lenses with/ UV400 protection. Go ahead and get sweaty– the special grip coating and snug, lightweight fit means they won’t slip or bounce.
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Black
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They Were Out of Black - Dark GrayThe age-old issue when you're too cool for school...they were out of black (but you wanted gray anyway). Round gray sunglasses in a round frame with gray reflective lenses, plus full UV400 protection in polarized lenses. Now you're smart AND hip.
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Dark Gray
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My Sweat Has an Octane Rating - BlackWhen you're SO hardcore, your sweat has an octane rating. Rock these black shield sunglasses w/ black gradient lenses & intimidate everyone w/ your flammable gym routine. (PSA: Please don't work out near an open flame. Extinguisher not included.)
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