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Always the Main Event - GraySubtle? Never heard of her. These gray translucent BFGs with gray gradient lenses are bold frames with even bolder energy. Built for max comfort and major presence, they’re your go-to for dominating daylight, dodging exes, or strutting like the sidewalk’s your stage.
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Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo? - PinkGot a big noggin and a huge flair for style? Enjoy wide-fit luxury with these big pink sunglasses made for honkin’ heads with style to spare. Polarized lenses with UV400 protection keep your peepers safe and a special grip coating stops slippage or bouncing...
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Electric Beluga Boogaloo - NavyLooking for sunnies that won't slip OR bounce while you breakdance for your life on the dance floor?! (But they also need to fit your whale-sized noggin?) The sunnies you seek are right here!!! The gradient lenses in these navy BFG frames mean you...
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Gold Digging with Sasquatch - OrangeImagine our chagrin when we showed up to Sasquatch's gold-digging party totally dolled and gussied, thinking we were going hunting for rich benefactors, only to find out he meant literally digging for gold. (Now that we think about it, it did seem kind of...
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Colossal Squid Confessions - PurpleMost embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're...
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Just Knock It On! - BrownWide-fit wood grain sunglasses for your superior melon. Because you know what they say about big heads… (big sunglasses) No Slip. No Bounce.
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Jellyfishing for Compliments - BlueSometimes a little praise is the best catch of the day! Shamelessly get others to compliment you with these eye-catching blue BFGs featuring blue-yellow ocean gradient lenses. Before you know it, you’ll be reeling in compliments like a pro!!!
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Hooked on Onyx - BlackAll black everything! These BFG black sunglasses will complement your most wild outfit choices and fit any large noggin to boot.
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Underwater Thunder Plunder - TealBrace for impact because these BFGs are a treasure trove of style and function! Featuring translucent teal frames and green gradient lenses, they’re here to take the spotlight and won’t slip or bounce when you leave everyone else in your wake!
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Big Pajama Llama Drama - Dark BrownAttend a slumber party where llamas freeze your undies & write PEN15 on your sleeping face in permanent marker; big pajama llama drama ensues. Dark beige BFG sunnies with amber gradient lenses won't slip or bounce during mandatory pillow fights.
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Hellhound Hallucinations - BrownWhat the what?! Did you just see a rabid three-headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen...
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Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees - BlackBourbon sunglasses?! What will they think of next? This BFG pair is made for bigger noggins and boasts polarized mirrored lenses with full UV400 protection so you can work out in the sun like the BEAST you are.
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Mint Julep Electroshocks - GreenWide-fit dark green sunglasses for big heads. Sorry– we meant XL active shades for large & in-charge noggins. No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarized. All Fun.
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Solar Flare Centaur - OrangeThese larger-than-life juicy dark orange BFGs with blood-orange gradient lenses are like a sudden outburst of electromagnetic energy for your face. (Thank goodness the atmosphere will protect us from your totally electric animal magnetism.)
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